This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Boom!

Just as he was speaking, a muffled noise suddenly came.

Then the muscular man saw the young man named “Xu Yang” at the back of the crowd, his head suddenly exploded!

Yes!

His head literally burst open.

Like a watermelon, it exploded with a bang, with red and white splatters flying in all directions.

Ma Long was the closest to “Xu Yang.”

The red and white splatter covered his face. He touched it and was stunned for a moment. When he saw the headless “Xu Yang” fall to the ground with a thud, he opened his eyes wide and let out a hysterical scream –

“Ah!”

“Xu Yang!”

He rushed over and embraced the headless corpse, wailing, “Xu Yang, you said you were a Heavenly Master, how could you die so easily?”

“Ahhhhhhh!!!!!”

“Dead body!”

The others also screamed in panic, especially the muscular man, who was crying and yelling for his parents.

“Ding!”

“Ghost frightened, merit points +20.”

In the invisible state, a crisp system notification sound flashed through Xu Yang s mind. Seeing that Ma Long and others were acting this way, he immediately sent a secret message, and his voice rang in Ma Long’s ear – “Ma Long.”

Stop fucking wailing, I’m not dead… The one who died is an NPC. All the NPCs in this ghost house are ghosts and disguised as me… Alright, you guys go ahead, I’ll go take care of something.”

Xu Yang dashed into the third house.

No need to guess…

Because the doors of the first and the second houses were closed, only the third house seemed to be open.

He was worried that opening the door while invisible would scare the tourists to death.

Ma Long, who had received Xu Yang’s message, slowly got up and said calmly, “Everyone, don’t be afraid… my friend isn’t dead!”

The muscular man screamed, “Do you think we’re blind? Your friend’s head was blown up…”

“That’s not my friend, it’s an NPC!”

Ma Long explained, “My friend had something to do and left the group. We didn’t expect an NPC to take the chance and disguise himself as my friend.”

It II

The scene quieted down.

The muscular man couldn’t help sighing, but then he realized, “The NPC is dead?”

Ma Long could only patiently explain, “This isn’t a real NPC… No, it is the real NPC, but he’s not a human but a ghost… Ghosts like this won’t die when their heads are blown up.”

As he spoke, he jumped up and kicked headless body a few times. Sure enough, the body gradually turned into Yin energy and disappeared.

“Did you see that?”

Ma Long proudly said, “He didn’t die, he just turned into Yin energy and floated away. Maybe he’ll recondense into a Yin body and hide in a room to scare us later!”

However, this scene had only made the tourists even more afraid!

A female student’s teeth were chattering, trembling as she said, “Ghost… Do ghosts really exist in this world?”

“What kind of nonsense are you talking about?”

Ma Long laughed, “it’s 2023, and there are still people who don’t know that ghosts exist in this world? The official announcement has already been made about martial arts and Daoist skills… Are you kidding me?”

“Oh my God!”

The girl jumped up and ran out with her boyfriend.

The muscular man ran even faster.

He even left his girlfriend behind.

His girlfriend was a pretty little girl with a voluptuous figure, crying and looking disheveled. Ma Long immediately stepped forward and comforted her, “Girl, don’t be afraid… With your brother here, a few minor demons won’t matter.”

“Let’s go!”

“Brother will take you on to win the thousand-dollar prize!”

“Woo woo woo woo… ”

The girl hugged Ma Long, sobbing, “Big brother, can you take me out of here? My legs are giving out on me!”

Ma Long:

His silence made the girl anxious, and she immediately said, “Bro, if you can take me out, I’ll be your girlfriend!”

Ma Long stepped forward, helped the girl up and said, “Let’s go, sigh… I’m just too kind-hearted!”

Hearing the commotion outside, Xu Yang couldn’t help but shake his head and chuckle under his invisibility.

He didn’t expect that just blowing up an NPC’s head would scare these people half to death. Their courage was really that small?

Since the tourists had fled,

there was no need to continue hiding. He could just boldly look for the “NPC.”

Xu Yang became visible, scanning the room.

He saw a bed in the comer of the room and immediately sat on it while lighting up a cigarette, planning to find some trouble with the NPC after finishing his smoke!

But just as he sat down, an eerie ragdoll burst out from under the sheets. The ragdoll was tattered and had a strange smile on its face. It caught Xu Yang by surprise.

Under such circumstances…

People have a kind of inertial muscle memory.

So, Xu Yang subconsciously threw a punch and hit the ragdoll.

There was a ghost attached to the ragdoll; both Ghost and ragdoll were smashed into the wall by the punch, seeing stars and almost lost.

Holy shit!

This tourist is too fierce… Wait, why is this tourist wearing a Daoist robe and a mask?

The ragdoll slid slowly down the wall, and the ghost attached to it saw Xu Yang’s attire and the hammer in his hand, suddenly screeching— “Daoist Robe?”

“Big iron hammer?”

“Northwest Hammer King? Iron Hammer Taoist?”

It immediately jumped up, controlling the ragdoll and disappearing like a wisp of smoke, running and shouting, “Brothers, run! The Iron Hammer Taoist is here!”

“What?”

“Iron Hammer Taoist?”

“Impossible, this can’t be! How could the Iron Hammer Taoist come to our place?”

“Mommy, run! Go find the boss! The Iron Hammer Taoist is wicked and has a twisted mind – he also likes to possess ghosts! If we fall into his hands, we’ll be possessed first, then killed, and die a torturous death!”

Doors slammed open in Fengdu City, one after another. Ghostly figures rushed to spread the news, screaming and fleeing in all directions, filling the air with the scent of terror.

“Ding!”

‘A ghost is frightened, merit points +10.”

“Ding!”

“A ghost is frightened, merit points +20.”

“Ding!”

“A ghost is frightened… ”

As the system notifications echoed continuously, Xu Yang was stunned and couldn’t help but laugh, “A person’s name, a tree’s shadow… Hmm?”

Just then,

The bed he was sitting on shook violently.

From under the bed, the “live-streamer” dressed as a ghost suddenly sprang into action. He emitted a strange, androgynous laughter, wildly kicking his feet against the bed frame as if he had gone mad.

In the corner of the room,

the camera he had set up beforehand clearly captured this scene and transmitted it to the live-streaming room.

Xu Yang, on the other hand, looked astonished.

Wow!

There was a little treasure hidden under the bed?

He quickly removed his mask and immediately slapped the bed frame to pieces with one hand, then reached down and dragged out the “live-streamer” hiding underneath.

Live-streamer: ”??? ”

He…

Was dumbfounded!

Something seemed wrong!

This person… Whether he was a tourist or an NPC, why wasn’t he afraid?

It wasn’t just him who was dumbfounded; Xu Yang was also a little confused!

Is this ghost really that brave?

He’s not afraid of me?

So, he slapped the ghost across the face and sneered coldly, “The other ghosts hear my name and want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Why aren’t you afraid?”

PS: I was late coming back after work this afternoon, and then I saw Master Chen from Wudang Sect was streaming. I wanted to join in, but it took me more than 20 minutes without success. Sorry for the half-hour delay in the update.