This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Yun Mengxi used to have the habit of going to bed early, but that has changed now… Every night, she orders a takeaway roast chicken to eat… It’s a good thing she’s a zombie and doesn’t gain weight.

“Husband, you’re back?”

“Wow… did husband really break through?”

“Husband is so fast!”

The women chattered, astonished to see Xu Yang truly breaking through to the Divine Transcendence Realm. Especially Liu Shishi, who blinked her beautiful eyes, looking up and down at Xu Yang, and couldn’t help exclaiming, “Husband’s talent and aptitude is truly beyond imagination… I remember when I first met you, you were just an ordinary person, and now… you’re a Daoist Sage!”

“That’s right, from now on, we should call him Supreme Sage Xu!”

Yun Mengxi teased on the side.

Hearing the title “Supreme Sage,” Xu Yang was somewhat emotional. He sat down in the middle of the sofa with the women, picked up a skewer of grilled tendons, and sighed, “Thinking carefully, the encounters in life are indeed magical.”

The family of six chatted for a while. Xu Yang said, “By the way, when I went to Helan Mountain this time, I met a female ghost in a painting and got two Yin Treasures.”

As he spoke, he waved his hand, taking out the painting and the oil paper umbrella.

Before, the two Soul Condensing Beads they got were now being used by Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin.

Their cultivation was relatively weak. Yang Yin had recently advanced to the level of Red Robe, and Yue Yuluo was at the top of the Red Robe level. Only with the help of the Soul Condensing Beads could they quickly improve their cultivation and strive to break through to the Ghost King Realm as soon as possible.

Yue Qiluo liked the oil paper umbrella and chose it.

As for the painting, Liu Shishi laughed and said, “Let’s give this painting to Mengxi, and I’ll take the better Yin Treasure that husband finds later.”

“Shishi, you take it.”

Yun Mengxi said, “This scholarly thing doesn’t suit me. I prefer my watermelon knife… Besides, I’m a zombie, and Yin treasures aren’t very useful to me.”

Seeing the two women being modest and getting along well in his harem, Xu Yang was very satisfied and immediately said, “Shishi, you keep this painting. As for Yun Mengxi, I’ll find some treasures later and have Grandmaster Chengming help you forge a magical weapon.”

“Really?”

Yun Mengxi’s eyes lit up and she said, “Husband, can I design the shape of the magical weapon myself? Can you help me forge a stick… like a baseball bat, thinner at the bottom, thicker at the top, the heavier the better, the harder the better… When I used to beat people in the club, I liked using baseball bats and watermelon knives the most!”

Xu Yang naturally had to satisfy his wife’s request.

After dividing the treasures, he grinned and said, “Madams, it’s not dawn yet… let’s go to the bedroom.”

“Husband, do you want to be together again?”

“Let’s not go to the bedroom, just use the living room… there’s plenty of space here.”

Now that the women were together, they were more open about it.

Xu Yang immediately cleared the tea table and took out the paper, placing it on the table. The women, curious, gathered around to see what it was, and looked at each other, puzzled, “What is this?”

“There are numbers too?”

“Eh… there are small characters under the numbers…Ah!”

Once they saw the content of those small characters, their faces reddened, and Yun Mengxi even said, “Isn’t this the erotic game they played in that movie we watched last time, the one called ‘Shady Travel Agency’?”

Xu Yang was shocked, “What’s this ‘shaking sound travel agency’?”

“Not shaking sound, it’s shaking shadow…”

What the hell!

Xu Yang’s face darkened, and he immediately felt that he was being left behind by the times. He said, “Since everyone has seen it, I don’t need to explain the rules of the game… let’s play rock-paper-scissors; whoever loses first will roll the dice.”

This kind of game is simply too exciting!

The women, though they claimed not to want to play, were really wild… When it was Xu Yang’s turn to be punished by stripping, the women swarmed and stripped him naked.

After playing for about twenty minutes, they finally reached the 99th level of the game…

It goes without saying what that 99th level was.

Xu Yang grinned and said, “Madams… I’m coming!”

What followed was an indescribable scene that lasted until noon when Xu Yang finally finished. They cleaned up the messy living room together and went out to eat lunch. During the meal, Xu Yang received a call from Wang Hou.

“Xu Yang, have you broken through?”

“Yes, I have.”

Xu Yang asked, “Minister Wang, why did you hang up last night?”

Wang Hou awkwardly explained, “I was busy with something last night… And why didn’t you answer the phone when I called you all morning?”

It was Xu Yang’s turn to be evasive, and he replied, “I was busy… I just broke through, so I had to stabilize my cultivation, right?”

The two tacitly agreed not to delve deeper into the matter and discussed when to set off.

Xu Yang thought for a moment and said, “The sooner we go, the sooner we can return… The sooner we can get rid of the Asura Sect, the sooner I can have a good sleep… Let’s do this: I’ll go invite the Ghost King now, and we’ll set out before dark, okay?”

“Good!”

Wang Hou said, “I’ll contact the military department and ask them to provide support.”

At the dinner table, Xu Yang told the women about going to deal with the Asura Sect, and they immediately wanted to go as well. Xu Yang didn’t want to take them at first, but then he thought about it: The Asura Sect’s headquarters was located in the Inni Archipelago overseas…

He had heard that some of the islands there had beautiful scenery, so he decided to treat it as a vacation with his wives.