When the Doctor Uses A Hack

The woman’s words were undeniably confident and emphatic!

” Is there more of my pig manure or more of you people?”

Who exactly was this formidable woman?

Suddenly, the onlookers spoke up, “Xiao Tianhua? Why does that sound so familiar?”

An old man nearby also pondered abruptly, “Right, that name does ring a bell!”

Out of the blue, an old lady said, “Isn’t she that… what’s her name… the Pig Farming Queen, Xiao Tianhua?”

At that moment, the surrounding people had an epiphany!

So it was this powerhouse.

So the manure was… pig manure!

Unusual!

Nowadays, a pig strikes it rich, and prices skyrocket. Every part shakes thrice in value, whether it’s pork belly or tenderloin. What if… the price of pig manure goes up?

Xiao Tianhua was quite capable—a rural woman who started with a few pigs and built up a farm of ten thousand. This year, with pork prices soaring, our Queen Xiao decided to establish her brand.

That’s why Queen Xiao came to get plastic surgery on her eyes.

Xiao Tianhua felt she was quite decent-looking; the only flaw was in her eyes. Since her husband admired Joey Wong, she studied Joey Wong carefully and decided to get eyes just like hers after being recommended to Zhixin Plastic Surgery Hospital.

Zhang Zhixin couldn’t help but ask, “May I know which doctor performed the surgery?”

Xiao Tianhua: “His name is Wang Chen!”

Upon hearing this, Zhang Zhixin frowned.

Wang Chen didn’t belong to their hospital. He was a specialist from Shanghai and cooperated with several plastic surgery hospitals in Anyang city, performing surgeries wherever there was a client.

Moreover, he only took on big projects!

The kind that cost hundreds of thousands for a single surgery.

Similarly, Wang Chen was well-known in the industry for specializing in eye surgeries, and was humorously referred to as “Eyes Magician” by his peers.

Hearing Xiao Tianhua’s words, Zhang Zhixin took a patient look at her eyes.

In fact, it was really hard to fault Wang Chen—the eyes were indeed an accurate reproduction of Joey Wong’s.

But…

These eyes.

Really depended on whose face they were on.

But… how to explain this problem?

At that moment, Chen Cang suddenly saw a huge question mark appear.

[Ding! Consult with Xiao Tianhua carefully to receive a quest! ]

[Ding! Help Zhang Zhixin get out of this predicament to receive a quest reward. The reward will be determined by your level of participation and the quality of completion.]

A double quest?

I must accept it.

Chen Cang stepped forward and faced the imposing Xiao Tianhua, “Sister Xiao, please calm down first.”

Xiao Tianhua glared at Chen Cang, ready to retort with scorn, but after a glance… Xiao Tianhua hesitated with the words she had on the tip of her tongue: “How can I not be angry? I spent a lot of money and trusted you completely, but look at my eyes now—turned out like this, what should I do? Do you have a solution?”

[Ding! High-level NPC Xiao Tianhua has issued a quest to help her get the right eyes for her. The quest reward will be evaluated based on Xiao Tianhua’s satisfaction.]

Chen Cang was suddenly delighted.

Two quests, both with rewards based on the outcome.

This indicated that these quests had a high upper limit. If executed well, the rewards would naturally be abundant.

Thinking this, Chen Cang discreetly chose to accept the quests!

Chen Cang nodded to Xiao Tianhua, “We deeply regret that such a thing has happened, but… in this state, we can’t properly resolve the issue.”

“So, I have a suggestion. Let’s ask everyone to disperse first, then we can go inside and talk it over to find a good solution and restore your beautiful face.”

“As for… the manure incident, your home surely isn’t short of pig manure. If the problem isn’t solved, you can still pour it later. When the time comes, I’ll stand outside with you to pour it, how does that sound?”

With these words…

The first to be dumbfounded was Boss Zhang.

He stood there, utterly confused, not expecting Chen Cang to say such things. This kid was really… unpredictable!

You think these eyes are easy to fix?

Xiao Tianhua’s face was rather large, her skin was dark, and she had a big nose, large eyes, and a big mouth, with short and thick eyebrows. Her skin was even less spared from long-term sun and rain exposure, and her lifestyle habits.

Just think about it, what kind of scene would it be with Joey Wong’s eyes on that kind of face?

No need to say, we all know.

So, if even Zhang Zhixin was unsure, how could Chen Cang be confident?

Isn’t this just reckless?

You think this is some kind of joke?

Something you can just laugh off when it’s all said and done?

This big sister was bold enough to do something that disturbs public order like splashing manure, do you think she’s made of water?

Even concrete doesn’t have that kind of courage!

And furthermore… thinking of what Boss Zhang mentioned behind Chen Gang’s back: “If the problem can’t be solved, just pour slowly, help with the pouring!”

Thinking of this, his teeth itched with rage.

He quickly grabbed Chen Cang, turned around, and apologetically said to Xiao Tianhua, “Ms. Xiao, this matter requires more careful consideration. What Dr. Chen said…”

But Xiao Tianhua cut Zhang Zhixin off directly!

“I’m very interested in this young doctor!”

“I think what he said makes sense. I want to talk to this young doctor; he’s right, there’s plenty of manure, no rush over a day or two.”

Upon hearing this, Chen Cang quickly made a secret signal to Zhang Zhixin.

Then he turned to Xiao Tianhua with a slight smile, “This way please, Sister Xiao!”

Xiao Tianhua looked at Chen Gang’s face with satisfaction. She felt that there might be a chance for her.

As a plastic surgeon, if you yourself aren’t good-looking… how dare you offer to perform surgery on me?

Not even taking a look at what you are.

This young man is not bad, at least his face is decent, worth spending time to talk to.

Meanwhile, Zhang Zhixin stood there dumbfounded…

What is little Chen trying to do?

Sacrificing himself for our hospital…

This is just too selfless. Thinking of Chen Gang’s final look, Zhang Zhixin hesitated. Was little Chen hinting for him not to interfere?

Zhang Zhixin sighed, quickly calling someone to clean up.

Although manure symbolizes wealth…

But modesty about one’s wealth is a traditional Chinese virtue, naturally it can’t just be left hanging on the wall.

And more importantly… the stench of “money” was too… overpowering. If this continued, he feared he would be corrupted, which would not be conducive to the cultivation of a spiritual and civilized lifestyle.

Thinking this, Zhang Zhixin quickly picked up the phone to arrange for a cleanup…

After nearly an hour, Zhang Zhixin looked at the sparkling glass wall with a flood of emotions.

Then he looked up at the second floor.

His heart was a mix of complexity.

Some bewilderment.

Some regrets.

Some moved feelings.

Some remorse.

But most of all… envy.

It’s been over an hour now, how come little Chen… hasn’t finished yet?

No matter how rambunctious youth are, it shouldn’t take this long, right?

With that thought, Zhang Zhixin decided to wait a bit longer.

But then…

Another ten minutes passed.

Zhang Zhixin really felt bad, after all, thirty is like… forty is like… fifty you sit on the floor…

Little Chen is so young.

So young, yet having to withstand beliefs he shouldn’t have to. Gritting his teeth, he pushed the door open.

But the scene before him…