When the Doctor Uses A Hack

“Xiao Qin, after you went back yesterday, 1 took another close look and felt that there were some issues. Then Wu Zhe happened to come back, he specializes in surgery and noticed some problems with the professional terminology and descriptions after looking at it.”

“I’m not specialized in surgery, so I asked a colleague to make some revisions. Take out your old draft and 1’11 point them out to you.”

Qin Yue nodded, hurriedly took the thesis she had printed out yesterday from her bag, and passed both the English and Chinese versions to him.

As Wu Xueyu started to flip through the English version, he was immediately taken aback; he found that someone had already made some edits and markings on it.

Wu Xueyu first frowned slightly, then began to read carefully. The sketched out changes were already made on the side, with certain words directly replaced and some sentences rewritten…

After scrutinizing it once through, Wu Xueyu weighed his thoughts and suddenly found that the revisions were quite good, even better than what his own classmates had suggested.

With this realization, Wu Xueyu smiled, placed the thesis on the table, and said to Qin Yue, “Xiao Qin, whoever edited your thesis did an impressive job. 1 don’t think these terms need to be changed; just follow their suggestions. The person must be in the surgical field, the choice of words and sentence structure are very appropriate.”

Qin Yue was somewhat stunned, “Ah? Professor Wu, do you mean…”

Wu Xueyu pushed the thesis towards her, “Just go with the modifications here, and it shouldn’t be a problem to get your paper published.”

Qin Yue quickly responded, “1 didn’t have anyone edit it, 1… 1 haven’t even reviewed it properly myself.”

At this point, Qin Yue couldn’t help but blush.

Wu Xueyu was taken aback, “Ah? Then who made these changes?”

Confused, Qin Yue took the thesis and was instantly dumbfounded: Who doodled all over my thesis!

Suddenly, Qin Yue remembered Chen Cang mentioning he’d looked over her thesis…

Could it be Chen Cang?

No way, right?

It wasn’t that Qin Yue looked down on Chen Cang, but… well, it was just that she did!

Because this translation required a solid foundation in specialized medical English, and Chen Cang had only an undergraduate degree— how could he have been exposed to medical English? Not to mention Chen Cang, even she couldn’t understand it, let alone translate it…

Wu Xueyu smiled, “This translation is pretty good. When you get back, just modify the electronic version, and it should be fine.”

Qin Yue nodded blankly.

Seeing that Qin Yue was about to leave, Zhang Jinfen said with concern, “Xiao Qin, let Xiao Zhe take you.”

After a round of polite refusals, Qin Yue hurriedly left.

In the morning, having finished a surgery and returned to the ward by ten o’clock, Chen Cang noticed his experience points, almost 300 short of leveling up—he could likely handle all the cases today without much trouble.

After coming back, he found Chang Lina and several nurses engaged in an indignant discussion in the doctors’ office!

Chang Lina, speaking as someone seasoned, addressed Qin Lele, “Lele, you’re just too naive. If it were me, I’d smack him straight away, see if he still dares to show off!”

Qin Lele felt a wave of embarrassment, “Sister Lina, if you do that and cause problems, you’ll be responsible!”

Qin Yue was also among them, and the discussion was lively and spirited.

Chen Cang couldn’t help but ask, “What are you guys discussing so animatedly?”

As soon as Chang Lina saw Chen Cang, she hurriedly said, “Doctor Chen, you’re finally here. You need to take care of your patient in bed 12.”

Chen Cang was startled, “What happened to bed 12?”

Chang Lina pushed Qin Lele toward him, “You let Lele tell you.”

When Qin Lele saw Chen Cang, her face flushed, “Doctor Chen, the patient in bed 12 should be discharged by now. It’s been a week, and there’s nothing wrong anymore.”

Seeing that Qin Lele was hesitating, Chang Lina was so irritated that she spoke up directly, “Doctor Chen, that guy in bed 12 asked Lele to clean his catheter three times a day, once in the morning, once at night, and even at noon – look how pleased he is about it!”

Upon hearing this, Chen Cang immediately felt embarrassed and understood what was going on. He hastily apologized to Qin Lele, “I’m sorry, Lele. I’ll go talk to him today, but… didn’t I order his catheter to be removed?”

Chang Lina scoffed, “He doesn’t want it removed, claiming there’s still an infection and that it needs to stay in another day. If you ask me, he’s just an old pervert, an exhibitionist! He’s a freak trying to take advantage.”

Chang Lina was an experienced nurse and gathered everyone around, saying, “No, this won’t do. Looks like I need to impart some wisdom to all of you, or you’ll definitely suffer losses!”

After finishing, Chang Lina lowered her voice, “As a nurse, especially ones as angelic as us, you must learn to protect yourself. I’ll share some advice with you! Hospitals are public places after all, and those people wouldn’t dare physically harass you. At most, they’d make cheeky comments or give challenging looks. But then there’s the type like the exhibitionist we encountered today!”

“These perverts just want to see you all flustered, blushing, and nervous! Let me tell you, when you encounter this kind of situation, you need to pretend to be unimpressed and aloof, casually glance down at the thing with a 45-degree angle, and remember this! The crucial part’s coming up. You must speak breezily, give a cold snort, and say, ‘So small and still daring to show it off?’ Remember, your voice must be quiet, but he definitely has to hear you! 1 guarantee he won’t dare to expose himself again!”

Qin Yue asked curiously, “But… wouldn’t they feel insulted by that? Wouldn’t they complain about you?”

Chang Lina shook her head and patted Qin Yue’s shoulder, “Doesn’t he have any self-awareness? If he dares to report you, just claim that he’s sexually harassing you, that he’s an exhibitionist and a freak!”

“Also, when you’re doing a dressing change or giving an injection, some people will intentionally expose themselves too much. In those moments, you must be ruthless. When you give an injection, you must do it where it hurts the most, and never hold back! Give them a taste of your own bitter medicine, and I guarantee they won’t dare next time!”

While saying this, Chang Lina recalled a past incident, “One time, 1 was changing the dressing for a patient with an inguinal condition, and suddenly he pulled his pants down. I just picked up the sheet, nonchalantly covered him up, and said sympathetically, ‘It’s chilly out, it’s all shrunk from the cold, better keep it covered!”‘

“The patient was so touched by my words, he thought 1 was going to report him, pfft! Naive… it’s not such a big deal, I’ve seen much more than he has.”

Chen Cang nearly burst into laughter!

Chang Lina was truly a pro!

Chang Lina continued, “But remember one thing, never lay a hand on it!”

Xiaolin immediately asked, “Why not? Didn’t you just say we should slap it away?”

“Because after that incident, the patient never recovered! He never got up again, and when his family found out, they made a fuss at the hospital every day, demanding financial compensation.”

“In the end, there was no compensation, but my mentor ended up marrying that man, who knows how that turned out!”

Everyone sighed…

Xiaolin asked, “How do you differentiate harassment? What if someone doesn’t understand?”

Qin Yue was even more eager and replied directly, “Isn’t that simple? Easy question. If it’s a guy you find attractive and like, then it’s called flirting; if he’s unattractive and you don’t like him, then it’s harassment!”

All the young nurses nodded as if that made perfect sense.

Chen Cang felt a shiver, these women.

However, there were still many single young nurses in the hospital, and considering how small the medical community is, about one-third of the young staff were single. So, if any handsome young man goes to the hospital and takes a shine to our nurses, he must seize the opportunity!

But strategy is essential… Pretending to be helpless after being hit is definitely not an advisable tactic!

Even if she ends up marrying you, well… you can only look..