I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

F*ck!

Damn it!

‘System, don’t be like this!’

‘I don’t even have hair!’

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has received a bag of Happy Boy Jelly!]

???

Jelly?

‘I don’t need f*cking jelly!’

‘Give me something good instead!’

Wang Mang was on the verge of tears.

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has received a lucky scratch card!]

[Ding! Would you like to use the scratch card?]

Wang Mang was stunned once again. Scratch card? What use would that be? Would he get money from it? That would be pointless.

However, he subconsciously agreed to use it anyway.

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has used the scratch card!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100,000 evolution value!]

Eh, evolution value? Was that supposed to be an option for a scratch card?

Wang Mang was speechless.

However, he was also relieved. At the very least, he had gotten something good. Otherwise, the whole thing would have been a wash.

It seemed like his luck today was not great.

Forget it!

At least he still had an Advanced Gacha and a Specified Wheel of Fortune.

That being said, he did not want to use the latter. It was better for him to think about what he needed before using it.

Instead, he chose to use the Advance Gacha first.

“System! Open the Advanced Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Advanced Gacha successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 200,000 evolution value!]

[Ding! [Evolution conditions met. Do you want to begin the evolution?]

“No!”

Wang Mang was overjoyed. His luck had gotten better!

This was a good sign!

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has obtained a crocodile belt!]

???

Not again!

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has obtained the Iron Palm manual!]

Hmm…

This was useless to him, but perhaps not to his father, who had begun to cultivate the Iron Skin technique.

At the very least, it was not totally useless.

Thinking this, Wang Mang’s mood improved a little.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 300,000 evolution points!]

Whew!

Finally!

Wang Mang could not help but cheer excitedly!

He had obtained a grand total of 600,000 evolution value. Even though there were some ups and downs, he was satisfied with the final outcome.

Then, suddenly…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Divine Power: Regeneration!]

[Regeneration: After the host uses this divine power, even if the host only has his head remaining, as long as the host is not dead, the rest of the host’s body can be regenerated!]

Wang Mang was stunned when he saw this.

A Divine Power!

He had not known that Gachas contained this reward option.

Furthermore, this divine power was very awesome, and would greatly increase his ability to survive!

As long as he was still alive, even if he was cut in half, he would be able to regenerate his body. Coupled with his Super Self-Healing divine power, he could be considered semi-immortal!

Good! Very good!

...

It was a truly bountiful harvest!

Thinking this, Wang Mang’s mood brightened, and he felt that his chances of accomplishing his mission in the White Empire had just gotten higher.

In his happy mood, he decided to keep the good things rolling.

“System, begin the evolution!”

[Ding! 640,000 evolution value successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]