I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

“Didn’t I show you the script yesterday?”

“I’ll demonstrate it to you personally later!”

The middle-aged man’s face darkened as he berated sternly.

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As for Wang Mang, he was still hidden under the sofa, pretending not to hear anything.

However, the set could be seen fully from where he was hidden, so when the female and male lead started to ‘fight,’ Wang Mang had a front row seat to another raunchy film.

Moreover, the screams during the filming process were especially loud.

“Stop…”

“Deeper, harder…”

…

What kind of luck was this?!

Was this what his luck value should be used on?

Still, he felt that… This film should sell well.

Wang Mang’s blood boiled as he listened to each scene play out. Some scenes took more than one take to film.

Finally, the middle-aged man clapped his hands.

The earth-shattering ‘fight’ had ended!

Then, Wang Mang heard the middle-aged man say, “Well done! We’ll continue filming tonight.”

“Yingjing, come to my room later.”

“I’ll point out the specifics of the script to you personally…”

…

Another hour passed before these people finally left.

Wang Mang was speechless.

What had he done to deserve this?

He could not even vent his frustrations.

In the end, he spent the rest of his time planning.

He had to first control a local of the area and get the latter to bring him to the vicinity of the Pearl Tower.

Otherwise, if he were to wander around blindly, he would never find his way there.

When the sky turned dark, Wang Mang left the building.

He was afraid that if he left any later, the crew would return and start filming again.

After leaving the building, taking advantage of the darkness, Wang Mang arrived at a lawn.

There was a girl sitting on the lawn with her back facing him as she made a phone call.

Seeing this, Wang Mang muttered to himself, “It’ll be you then.”

With that said, Wang Mang quietly used the Soul Control Seal technique!

The girl who was on the phone suddenly trembled, and then her hand fell to the ground.

She slowly turned around and looked at Wang Mang with a fanatical and respectful expression.

“Yang Jiajia greets the Great Master.”

“Take me to the Pearl Tower immediately!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s order, Yang Jiajia’s pretty face was filled with reverence as she nodded.

“Yes, Master.”

With that, she went over to pick Wang Mang up.

Seeing this, Wang Mang frowned. Was this appropriate?

Wang Mang shook his head and ordered again, “Go find a big bag! Put me inside and carry me on your back!”

After receiving the order, the girl quickly left.

Not long after, she appeared next to Wang Mang with a brand-new backpack.

Wang Mang then shrunk once more. He was now only four meters long.

Actually, Wang Mang also wanted to continue shrinking, but it seemed that there was a limit to how small he could become, which was 1/20 of his original size.

However, after he entered the big backpack, he discovered that the girl was struggling to carry him.

Even though Wang Mang was four meters long, he still weighed over a hundred pounds.

Fortunately, after much effort, she still managed to pull it off.

The girl quickly carried Wang Mang on her back, hailed a taxi, and set off.

It took eight hours for them to reach the vicinity of the Pearl Tower.

Clearly, he had come ashore a good distance from the capital city.

By this time, it was already dawn, so Wang Mang could not make his move yet, or he would be found out before he achieved the mission objective.

Therefore, he got Yang Jiajia to bring him to a room to rest.

...

Wang Mang did not need to rest. However, the girl did.

When night fell, the pair finally made their way to the Pearl Tower, and following Wang Mang’s instructions, she left the backpack near the base of the tower and left.

What made Wang Mang somewhat helpless was that there were quite a number of people tonight!

These people were probably here to take photos of the night scenery or to enjoy a romantic moment.

As such, Wang Mang decided to wait a little longer. There should be fewer people in the wee hours of the morning.

…

Wang Mang’s guess was right. At around eleven o’clock at night, the crowd started to disperse.

Wang Mang heaved a sigh of relief, and when he was certain that there was no one around, he emerged from the backpack.

Then, he transformed into his massive form and coiled himself around the Pearl Tower.

However, what he did not know was that, at this moment, there were still many people using their phones to take pictures of the night scenery from the nearby high-rise buildings.

Therefore, although Wang Mang did not need much time to climb the tower, the authorities had already been notified of his presence.

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“Oh my god, how can there be such a huge python!”

“Is this a special effects scene shot for a movie?”

“I’m already filming it. I’m going to go viral! Woohoo!”

“F*ck! Awesome! I’ve already taken a photo!”

“Crazy! Has the entire world gone mad? Why is there such a big snake? Is this a monster?”

“I … I feel like my eyes are playing tricks on me!”

In an instant, near the Pearl Tower. A commotion broke out.

Everyone who saw this scene was extremely shocked.

Wang Mang’s existence had rendered them speechless!

At the same time, the system’s voice rang out in Wang Mang’s mind.

[Ding! Congratulations! Mission completed!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 450,000 evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Intermediate Gacha x4!]

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has received Randomized Wheel of Fortune x3!]