I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Hohoho!

Wang Mang was feeling unprecedentedly accomplished at this moment.

He had surpassed the 7,000-year mark!

With this, he had achieved his pre-apocalypse goal, and also caught up to the rest of the veteran terrestrial demon emperors.

Now, he could truly fulfill his boastful words of beating up the Gorilla Emperor.

Moreover, he was confident that even the empires of the world were now unable to harm him. He could now travel the world unhindered and unfettered!

Perhaps he would even be able to contend with Immortal Nanhua now…

Thinking this, Wang Mang sniggered. He really wanted to teach that old cur a lesson!

At the same time, he wondered if the Unlucky Card’s effects had kicked in yet. At the very least, he could make Immortal Nanhua suffer before he was strong enough to defeat, or even kill him!

“Being invincible is so lonely!”

“I look down upon the rest of the world from the heavens!”

“Truly, I am the blessed son of heaven!”

He went off on a brief self-aggrandizing soliloquy, before pondering his next course of action. Would his remaining rewards be sufficient to evolve again?

He fancied his chances, and therefore muttered, “System, open a Advanced

Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened an Advanced Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 45,000,000 evolution value!]

Uh?

This was not the start that he had been hoping for. He was no longer seeking millions of evolution value, but billions!

To Wang Mang, this was a drop in the bucket!

A minute passed.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained one Corpse Suppressing Talisman!]

Huh?

What was this?

After examining it, he realized that it was one of the talismans that Taoist priests used to subdue undead creatures.

Goddamnit! He did not need this thing!

Perhaps if he was a Taoist priest, it would come in handy during the apocalypse, but the problem here was that he was not.

Ugh!

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500 million evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500 million evolution value!]

A little better…

‘System, keep it up!’

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 600 million evolution value!]

Sigh…

Still, it was just one Advanced Gacha, so he was not too salty about it.

He believed that the true harvest would be obtained from the Top-grade Gachas.

“System, open the other Advanced Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened the Advanced Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 900 million evolution value!]

Yes!

Much better!

[Ding! Congratulations! 1.9 billion evolution value!]

Oh yeah, baby!

This Advanced Gacha was awesome!

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 2.2 billion evolution value!]

F*ckyeah!

He was on a roll!

Wang Mang was so happy that he almost started dancing a little snake dance.

‘C’mon, System! Give me one more for good measure!’

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]