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Wang Mang’s face flashed with a sinister smile as he said, “I really want to smash your head in!”

Hearing this, the young man was stunned. Then, he pointed at his own head and sneered, “Just try it!”

Hearing this, all the youths from the Pengci Gang laughed out loud, but before they could say anything, Wang Mang slapped the red-haired young man.

Bang!

The red-haired youth’s head blew up like a watermelon!

Blood spattered everywhere!

The headless corpse of the red-haired youth fell to the ground with a loud thud.

At the same time, the laughter stopped, and they stared at Wang Mang in shock. At the same time, Wang Mang simply wiped the blood from his hands on the old man’s face and said helplessly, “Well, he asked for it.”

At this moment, the remaining dozen or so youths came back to their senses, and their faces filled with fear.

They instinctively turned around and tried to flee. Was that even something that a human could do?

F*cking hell! Even movie scenes were not that exaggerated!

Wang Mang sneered. After messing with him, they wanted to run? Hell no!

Seconds later, Wang Mang slowly opened his mouth, and the fleeing young men were set ablaze by the terrifying flames that he spat out!

“Argh!”

“It burns!”

Shrill screams echoed throughout the surroundings, as they rolled on the ground in pain.

As the old man watched in abject terror, they were soon turned to ashes.

Similarly, this scene was also witnessed by many passersby, who immediately backed away. Although deaths were commonplace in the current chaotic world, seeing people killed by supernatural means was out of the ordinary.

After killing these dozen or so youths, Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction. He glanced at the dumbfounded old man briefly before stepping away.

Then, he took on his true form, unfurling his wings and soaring into the sky,

When the onlookers saw this, they were stunned.

This giant python that looked a little like their guardian beast!

However, this python had three heads and six wings. It looked ferocious and sinister.

Just as they were speculating about Wang Mang’s identity in their hearts, Wang Mang spoke.

“You guys take care of yourselves!”

“Your antics today have disappointed me!”

Upon hearing Wang Mang’s thunderous voice, many commoners immediately recognized him, and many of them immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed in fear.

“Lord Guardian Beast, please calm down! Lord Guardian Beast, please don’t forsake us!”

However, Wang Mang had already disappeared into the sky.

Two hours later.

At this moment, outside a villa, Wang Mang had transformed into a fly as he flew toward his home.

This villa in the middle of a bustling city was Wang Mang’s home in his previous life, and this was also the first time he had returned to home after his rebirth as a snake.

When Wang Mang flew into the villa, he immediately heard his father’s familiar voice.

“Damn it! The apocalypse is about to arrive, yet such a thing actually happened?”

“They must fulfill their end of the deal! If they don’t want to sell it, then just use force! We need to stockpile food!”

Hearing his father’s voice, Wang Mang immediately flew over to his father’s study on the second floor.

After entering the study, Wang Mang saw that his father, who was wearing a martial arts robe, looked a little flustered. Then, he took on his human form and appeared in the study.

Father Wang, who was originally furious, immediately stood up in horror when he saw Wang Mang appear out of thin air. He looked at Wang Mang warily and said coldly, “Who are you?”

Hearing this, Wang Mang did not know whether to laugh or cry.

“Dad, take a closer look at who I am.”

Father Wang was stunned when he heard Wang Mang’s familiar voice. He said in disbelief, “Son?”

“Dad, who else could it be but me?” Wang Mang asked speechlessly.

Could his father not recognize him anymore because he was too handsome?

“How did you turn into a human?” Father Wang asked, “Why didn’t you tell me?”

Wang Mang then explained the matter to his father.

After listening, Father Wang was extremely envious. He said in a sour tone, “Although this divine power doesn’t really transform you into a human, it’s still very powerful. It’s so versatile!”

Looking at his father’s envious expression, Wang Mang said proudly, “It’s no big deal, dad. You’ll be able to catch up to me in another thirty to fifty thousand years. Helie!”

His father replied in mock anger, “I’ll beat you to death! 30,000 or 50,000 years? Can I even live that long?”

Wang Mang was about to continue teasing his father when he heard a gentle voice speak up from outside the door.

“Old Wang, who are you talking to?”

Then, Wang Mang saw the familiar figures of his mother and grandmother walking in.

“Grandma, Mom!”

As his grandmother and mother looked at him with puzzled gazes, Wang Mang immediately stepped forward with a smile and said, “Grandma, Mom, it’s me! Wang Mang!”

“This…”

His mother looked at Wang Mang in a daze.

Father Wang nodded and explained, “It’s our son. This little brat has become a little bit more handsome thanks to his divine power. 1 almost didn’t recognize him!”

After Father Wang confirmed it, Madam Wang and Grandma Wang immediately dispelled all of their doubts.

However, Madam Wang was unhappy with Father Wang’s words.

“What are you talking about? Our son has always been handsome!”

Grandma Wang also chimed in, “That’s right! My grandson was handsome to begin with!”

Then, Grandma glared at Father Wang and scolded, “If he looked as ugly as you, could our grandson become an immortal?”

His father was stunned. At first, his father’s expression was like this:

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But now, his father’s expression was like this:

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