I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

“No!”

Over 60 billion!

Stealing from the Dog Emperor was truly a worthwhile venture.

In addition to the evolution value he had already accumulated, Wang Mang now had a total of 121 billion value!

Not bad! Not bad!

Wang Mang, whose blood was boiling with excitement, continued to organize his gains, and suddenly realized that he had obtained something new.

What was it called again?

Randomized Red Envelopes!

Eager to check it out, he muttered, “System, open a Randomized Red Envelope!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened the Randomized Red Envelope!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100 million evolution value!]

After hearing this, Wang Mang’s sense of anticipation dissipated.

That was it?

Hello?

He waited for a long time, but no additional announcement was forthcoming.

F*ck!

What a useless reward!

Frustrated, he muttered, “System, open the other two Randomized Red Envelopes as well!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened two Randomized Red Envelopes!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Received 900 million evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Received 3 billion evolution value!]

Ugh…

4 billion evolution value…

It was basically a drop in the bucket at this point for Wang Mang. It seemed that these red envelopes were hogwash.

Forget it! It was better to rely on the Gachas and Wheels of Fortune.

Speaking of which, it was time to activate those. Refocusing himself, Wang Mang started to psyche himself up!

‘Land Immortal, here I come!’

“System, activate a Top-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a pack of brown sugar water!]

???

Argh!

Why did the system always have to break his heart like this?

God damn it!

As Wang Mang was cursing inwardly…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

Wang Mang’s heart was briefly soothed, but then…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10% of Tengxu’s shares!]

Huh?

Tengxu was the largest corporation in the empire, but what use was this when the apocalypse was coming? Hell, what use was money in this situation now?

Even the richest person in the empire now had to seek refuge with others. After all, currency had lost all value!

The system’s voice rang out for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

Although this was some consolation, Wang Mang had given up on this Top-grade Gacha, and was now waiting for the system to screw him over again.

There was no point getting excited for any of the following prizes. In any case, after activating so many Gachas, he had pretty much figured out that the first prize determined the overall trend of the prizes he would receive from the Gacha.

As such…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Land Immortal-level Love Bewitching Fragrance!]

[Remarks: After using it on a target, as long as the target is of a different gender, they will enter a state of mad adoration toward the host. It is effective on anyone below Tier 4!]

F*ck! This thing…

Was it good or bad?

After reading the description, Wang Mang was a little confused. Perhaps it was indeed a good thing, as it could affect any expert below Tier 4, which meant that it could affect land immortals.

However, what would happen after that?

Oh well…

Wang Mang decided to consider it a life-saving trump card. At the very least, it would be able to turn a vicious enemy into a harmless lover, though it would only work on female experts.

Then, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]