I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

“Brother Python!”

“Brother Python!”

The Dog Emperor and the Black Bear Emperor shouted in unison.

Then, the Dog Emperor and the Black Bear Emperor glared at each other.

“What the f*ck are you shouting for?!” The Dog Emperor bared its teeth and roared, “Brother Python and I are sworn brothers!”

“Bullsh*t!” The Black Bear Emperor said angrily, “Brother Python and I are childhood friends!”

“Nonsense!”

“Shameless bastard!”

Wang Mang watched incredulously as the two of them cursed at each other.

Wait, sworn brother? Childhood friend? Since when?

Good heavens!

Even he was almost convinced!

At the same time, after seeing the two of them sucking up to Wang Mang, the Fox Empress cast a cold glance at them and left.

Seeing this, the Dog Emperor and Black Bear Emperor were dumbfounded.

“Hmph! If you dare to ruin my marriage, I’ll fight it out with you,” the Dog Emperor roared.

“Bullsh*t! The Fox Empress clearly has her eyes on me. You’re just a dog, why would she like you?” the Black Bear Emperor sneered.

Soon after, the two of them started fighting again, which left Wang Mang dumbstruck. They were fighting over the Fox Empress?

What the f*ck?

They were not even the same species!

What happened to their drive to improve themselves and become stronger?

Were they going to abandon all they had worked for just like that?

Seeing this, Wang Mang swore not to go down the same path.

He used to think that these two were similar to him, and would go to any lengths to become stronger.

However, it seemed now that their levels of determination were different.

Seeing that both sides were now ignoring him, Wang Mang shook his head inwardly and left. He had no intention of interfering in something that was none of his business.

Half an hour later.

Wang Mang reached a nearby city.

However, what gave Wang Mang a headache was that he had no clue where the zombie royal king was, nor what it looked like.

Thus, Wang Mang only had two choices before him. The first was to search for a needle in a haystack, while the second was to find the little zombie girl.

Since the little zombie girl was also a member of zombie royalty, she should have a way to find the zombie royal king.

However, that in itself posed a problem, as he had no way to contact or find the little zombie girl.

Helpless, Wang Mang flew toward Yi Zun City.

What surprised him when he arrived was that there were no more zombies in the dilapidated city.

Well, it could not be said that there were no zombies, but half of the city had been cleared out!

His father had made incredible progress in just a month!

Moreover, the half of the city that had been cleared out had already regained some sense of order, and troops were patrolling the area, cleaning up the broken limbs and corpses, as well as the trash that remained in the ruined city.

Similarly, there were also teams of varying numbers rummaging through the buildings in the ruins in search of supplies. This was the world after the apocalypse.

A thick wall had been built that separated the cleared out half of the city, and the zombie-infested half of the city, which was constructed out of a large number of abandoned cars and boulders. It was more than 20 meters high.

This made Wang Mang secretly nod. His father had found a working solution for the problem.

A few minutes later, Wang Mang arrived at his father’s military base, and was once again surprised to see that the crude military base had been completely renovated.

A thick steel wall surrounded the base, and there were sentries on guard everywhere monitoring the movements of everything going on outside the base.

This was because there were many people outside the base who had flocked here for protection. They had constructed simple wooden houses outside, and numbered in the tens of thousands.

After sighing, Wang Mang transformed into a bird and quickly entered the military base. Once inside, he heard his father’s exasperated voice.

“These damn bustards! This is simply going too far!”

He spotted his father watching TV in the hall, on which was being broadcasted something from the White Empire.

On screen, there was a mustached man who looked like the emperor of the White Empire, who was looking at the camera with a high-spirited face and saying proudly, “Hello, friends of the world. I’m the current emperor of the White Empire, which is the greatest and most sacred empire in the world!” “Why do I say this? Well, we managed to clear out the zombies from our empire in half a month, and are thus the first zombie-free empire!”

“As friends of everyone in the world, we would like to offer our assistance to the other empires, especially the Red Empire, which seems to be struggling.”

“We can provide you with the help of firearms and food. Of course, this can’t be done for free, but the terms of the exchange can be discussed and negotiated..”