I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

After hearing this, the zombie royal king quickly approached Wang Mang with a smile on his face.

However, he was unaware that the little zombie girl was secretly looking at him as if she was looking at a dead person. After all, she knew what was about to happen.

At this moment, Wang Mang patted the zombie royal king’s shoulder and said earnestly, “I still have something important for you to complete.”

“However, this mission might be a death sentence. Are you willing to go through a forest of blades and a sea of fire for me?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the zombie royal king felt a pang of regret in his heart.

‘Damn it! 1 just helped you complete an arduous task, yet not only am 1 not getting rewarded, I’m getting assigned to an even more dangerous task!’

‘F*ck! Even slave drivers wouldn’t exploit people like this, right?’

Of course, he did not voice his thoughts out loud.

Seeing Wang Mang’s expectant gaze, he braced himself and said, “Master, 1 will not let you down!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

“Good! Here is your mission!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Mang said to the zombie royal king, “Erase your consciousness!”

Moments later, the zombie royal king trembled, and slowly raised his head to look at Wang Mang.

His eyes were filled with confusion as he tried his best to ask, “Master, why do you still want to kill me?”

Following that, his giant dragon form fell to the ground with a bang, and created a huge pit in the ground.

Wang Mang’s heart ached with guilt when he saw this scene, and he felt that this was the most appropriate time to pretend to be overcome with grief and sorrow.

“Ohhh! Your death leaves me so heartbroken…”

Wang Mang’s charade was then interrupted by the system’s notification.

[Ding! Congratulations! Mission completed!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained loo billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Top-grade Gacha xi! ]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Specified Wheel of Fortune xi! ]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Diamond Treasure Chest xi!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”

Wang Mang felt that the announcement had washed away all of his fake grief, and he felt much better.

He had no choice in the matter anyway. The system was the one who told him to kill the zombie royal king, which is what he told himself.

At the same time, bearing witness to this whole debacle was the little zombie girl, who was now speechless.

Originally, she was filled with admiration for Wang Mang. However, this python had proven himself to be true to his species.

A true snake! Sinister, cunning, and ever ready to sacrifice others for his own benefits.

However, he had still fulfilled his end of the bargain, so she happily rushed over to the corpse, when…

“What are you doing?!”

As he spoke, Wang Mang descended from the sky and appeared next to the corpse. As the zombie royal king’s master, he had the authority to deal with the corpse of his subordinate.

The little zombie girl asked in surprise, “Didn’t you promise me that once you were done using him, you would kill him and leave him to me?”

Hearing this, Wang Mang laughed.

“I did say that I would kill him, but 1 didn’t say that 1 would hand him over to you!”

Hearing this, the little zombie girl was furious.

She glared at Wang Mang angrily.

“You… You lied to me again!”

“When did I lie to you?” Wang Mang was speechless.

At this moment, the little zombie girl was so angry that her face turned red and her body trembled. Her eyes glared angrily at Wang Mang as she gritted her teeth.

“I will never believe you again!”

With that, she turned around angrily to leave. She was truly angered by Wang Mang’s shamelessness.

“Don’t you want his bloodline?” Wang Mang shouted. “Just take it.”

“But 1 definitely can’t give you the corpse.”

“Besides, can you eat such a big corpse?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the little zombie girl nodded seriously and said, “I can eat it.”

“I can also transform, although not into a dragon. Will you let me eat him?”

Wang Mang was surprised.

“He’s my subordinate. It’s already nice of me to let you take his bloodline. Even though 1 was only his master for three days, 1 have to give him a proper burial.”

Seeing Wang Mang’s hypocritical expression, the little zombie girl looked at Wang Mang mockingly, then turned into a pitch-black monster, which stunned Wang Mang.

This was because her appearance after her transformation was very similar to a movie that Wang Mang had watched before he died!

It was the evil counterpart of a certain web-spinning masked superhero!

It looked equally ferocious and terrifying, and the fiendish aura around it was even stronger.

The little zombie girl’s black hand turned into a claw, which tore out the zombie royal king’s heart, which was covered in some sort of black mucus.

Then, she unceremoniously ate it.

After eating the heart, the little zombie girl nodded in satisfaction and ran away. Not long after, Wang Mang heard from afar, “See you again, uh, maybe!”

Wang Mang was speechless at this sight.

She ran away after eating? She did not even thank him!

How rude!

Wang Mang shook his head. However, thinking about how she had helped him before, he did not take the matter to heart, at least not for now.

Wang Mang then turned his gaze to the massive corpse before him. After transforming into his true form, he began to slowly devour the corpse.

This was the best burial he could give his loyal subordinate, right?

Moments later, the system’s voice rang out.

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully devoured a land immortal-level zombie royal king!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 120 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”