I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Wang Mang was speechless.

Although he obtained 50 billion evolution value, the system seemed to like to tease him…

A bar of prison soap? Did the system really think of him that way?

Six nuclear bombs? What was he going to do with those?

There was also a whole bunch of other nonsense.

Wang Mang was speechless. Sigh…

There was no point dwelling on the matter.

Thinking this, Wang Mang once again muttered, “System, open the last

Diamond Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Diamond Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a tube of toothpaste!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an internet celebrity’s lingerie set!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a movie star’s lingerie set!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a set of lingerie from an ordinary girl!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a set of lingerie from an underaged girl!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bag of pickled chicken feet!]

What the absolute f*ck?!

System!

What the f*ck!

Not even a single evolution value?

You *sshole!

This was the first time he had encountered such a situation. Furthermore, the system seemed to be determined to give him undergarments and lingerie! Holy hell!

‘System! Stop trying to paint me as a pervert!’

Feeling depressed, Wang Mang took a long time to calm down.

Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, “System, activate a Top-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a certain female celebrity’s lingerie set!]

‘System! I’ll fight you! I’ll f*cking fight you!’

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a chastity belt!]

Damn it!

Again?

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a fitness hula hoop!]

F*ck!

Was life even worth living anymore?

Was this Top-grade Gacha going to go to waste just like this?

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

Wang Mang secretly heaved a sigh of relief. It was a pittance, but it was still better than the trash he had been receiving.

He crossed his fingers and hoped for the best.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 40 billion evolution value!]

Phewwwwww!

Wang Mang’s mood finally turned from gloomy to sunny.

Then, another minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 50 billion evolution value!]

‘System, you’ve redeemed yourself! Thank you! Thank you!’

100 billion evolution value!

The path had been thorny, but he had survived!

Now, his accumulated evolution value had reached 600 billion.

Given that the numbers were becoming absurd, Wang Mang speculated that evolution value would soon be replaced by another unit of measurement.

However, that was the system’s responsibility. All Wang Mang had to do was focus on becoming stronger with each passing day.

Well, back to it!

“System, activate another Top-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Top-Grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of Rainbow Skittles!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an air conditioner!]

Ugh…

It was happening again…

He wanted very much to curse the system, but could only hide his fury in his heart. Otherwise, the system might take offense to it and screw him over.

At this moment, the system’s voice rang out for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]