I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Wang Mang was overjoyed.

The Immortal Treasure Chest never disappointed him.

There were actually so many good things!

3 million energy points!

Also, he obtained a divine power…

Mighty Heavenly Dragon!

How should he describe this divine power? After all, Wang Mang was familiar with it.

Of course, Wang Mang did not know if it was as powerful as what he had seen in TV dramas or movies. Still, he was not one to turn down a free divine power. Even if it turned out to be unsatisfactory, he could always wait for a chance to fuse to create a new top-grade divine power.

All in all, it was a pretty good harvest.

He took a deep breath, and decided to continue. How much would he be able to obtain this time?

“System, activate the Immortal-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Immortal-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 800,000 energy points!]

Whoa!

Right off the bat? Awesome!

Was this a sign of things to come?

A minute later, the system’s voice rang out again.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1,200,000 energy points!]

Holy sh*t!

Might he even be able to evolve three times? Things were looking up today, as he now had 17 million energy points.

Excited, he waited for the next notification with bated breath…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a jar of Myriad Fruits Immortal Wine (worth 1,000,000 energy points)!]

Not bad! Not bad at all!

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully obtained Tier 5 low-grade material, Divine Amethyst Essence (worth 2,000,000 energy points)!]

Oh my!

That being said, it was both a good thing and a bad thing, as he would not be able to convert this into energy points until he could return to the Sage Emperor Continent and exchange it for immortal stones.

Still, it would definitely come in handy in the future. In any case, he had not given up on the Sage Emperor Continent. Like the world of the Journey to the West, there were countless opportunities within it, and he had barely scratched the surface of what could be found there.

At this moment, the system’s voice rang out for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a truckload of immortal-grade feces!]

???

F*ck!

It seemed that the system liked to sh*t on him, quite literally!

Was the system asking him to become a farmer and turn the sh*t into fertilizer? Hell f*cking no!

While he was busy cursing the system inwardly, the next notification arrived.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bottle of immortal-grade pesticide!]

‘System, how dare you! I’m not becoming a farmer! Never!;

Forget it! It was impossible for every prize to be good stuff, right?

Wang Mang consoled himself in his heart before continuing to wait patiently for the next prize.

A minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the seventh time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Substitute Puppet!]

[Remarks: After this substitute puppet is used, it will create an identical clone that will act according to the host’s instructions. It also has a certain degree of independent intelligence.]

After hearing this, Wang Mang was stunned. He had no idea what it was, but based on the system’s description, this was something good.

Would it create a clone?

In that case, if he needed to leave on an adventure or travel to another world, would this puppet not be able to stand in for him in the meantime?

That would be super convenient and useful!

After all, he was now an official in the Heavenly Court, and could not leave at will. Furthermore, there were countless benefits to be earned as a promotion officer, which Wang Mang had no intention of giving up.

Thus, this substitute puppet would allow him to enjoy the best of both worlds.

This thing was amazing!

Furthermore, he still had to plan to take his revenge, and somehow gain control over five million troops. He also had to get stronger faster, and rush toward Tier 5. Only then would he consider himself one of the true experts in this world.

Before that, it would be too dangerous to act rashly.

At this moment, the system’s voice rang out for the eighth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]