I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

“Not bad!”

Wang Mang took the storage bag and checked the number of immortal stones. He nodded in satisfaction after confirming the amount.

“Right! 1 have a piece of Amethyst Divine Essence worth two million immortal stones here.”

“Since you probably have a lot of immortal stones, I’ll sell it to you at a fair price.”

After saying that, Wang Mang took out the Amethyst Divine Essence and handed it to the Dog Emperor. He then rubbed his hands together with a smile, signaling for the other party to pay up.

The Dog Emperor’s face stiffened and he forced a smile.

After perusing the Amethyst Divine Essence, he took out another two million purple purple crystals helplessly.

“Brother Wang Mang, if there’s nothing else, I’ll be leaving first!”

Obviously, the Dog Emperor did not want to stay any longer.

He was afraid that if he continued to stay, Wang Mang would keep bringing out things for him to buy. Sure, the Tier 5 material was genuine, but it was worth exactly what he paid for it.

In other words, he would not be able to make a profit off it either!

Thus, it was a thankless task.

Hearing this, Wang Mang chuckled and exchanged a few words with the Dog Emperor before sending him away.

After the Dog Emperor left, An Lan naturally left as well, leaving Wang Mang and the old servant behind. Once they left, Wang Mang headed straight to the mansion’s seclusion room.

He had already accumulated plenty of immortal stones and energy points, so it was time to use them all.

Excited, he muttered, “System, display my status information!”

[Wang Mang: Disciple of a Quasi-Saint (Great General of Longwei)]

[Species: Void Python (Limit: 700 meters)]

[Cultivation: 31,000 years (Fifth-level Immortal Prime Realm)]

[Physique: HP: 5,500, Energy: 5,500, 620 meters long, 31 meters wide, 6,400,000 tons]

[Ordinary Divine Powers: God Control Seal, Void Escape, Void Blade, Void Hand, World Walk, Myriad Transformations.]

[Top-Grade Divine Powers: Three Lives Buddha (Minor Mastery), Hongjun Three Corpse Technique, Demon God’s Fury (Perfect Mastery).]

[Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, Top-grade World Multicolored Stone xi, Advanced-grade World Card, Top-grade World Card xi, Tier 5 pill formula xi, Top-grade Bad Luck Card xi, Blood Recovery Pill xi, Energy Recovery Pill xi, Emotionless Potion xi, Divine Martial Sword xi, Top-grade Gacha xi, Immortal-grade Gacha x2,12.5 million immortal stones.]

[Luck value: 299 (Great Luck)]

[Energy Points: 18 million/io million]

“System, exchange 12.5 million immortal stones for energy points!”

[Ding! Congratulations! 12,500,000 immortal stones successfully exchanged and converted into 12.5 million energy points!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”

Wang Mang was pretty pleased with himself, as he had accumulated over 30 million energy points now. However, he still had to open the system’s rewards and see if he would be able to evolve even further.

If he managed to pull off four consecutive evolutions, he would reach the peak of Tier 4!

Thinking this, Wang Mang muttered, “System, activate the Top-grade Gacha!”bender

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You’ve received a box of Viagra pills!]

???

What did he need this for? Ugh, the system was messing with him again.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a halberd!]

God…

What use was this ordinary weapon to him? It seemed that this Top-grade Gacha was hogwash.

Another minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained one piece of Tong Nian’s underwear!]

Yup, the system never changed. When would this ever end?

At this point, Wang Mang felt helpless, and resigned himself to a loss.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained TongXin’s underwear!]

Oh, now even her sister’s underwear was here. F*ck this!

As Wang Mang waited gloomily, the system’s voice rang out for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received the Vicious Empress underwear!)

Yup, it was all trash…

The whole Top-grade Gacha could be consigned to hell. F*cking System!

Wang Mang had never received such trashy prizes before.

Five out of six were useless, so he gave up hope.

To be honest, at this moment, Wang Mang had his suspicions that the system was a pervert. Otherwise, why would these prizes even exist?

Wang Mang honestly felt like crying.

Finally, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]